Before we dive into these knock-knock jokes, remember: if laughter truly is the best medicine, then you’re about to overdose. Prepare your funny bone, grab your best ‘who’s there?’ voice, and let’s knock, knock our way into hilarity!
Funny Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, cow says moo! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a really bad joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry; it’s just a joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in; it’s cold out here! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita break from these jokes! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca lunch for us!
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Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo boo.
Boo boo who?
Don’t cry; it’s just a joke for kids! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal-ously, open the door! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you do if I don’t knock anymore? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Owl love telling this joke to you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing not laughing? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chew.
Chew who?
Bless you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you love jokes like these? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you of your time with this joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to laugh!
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Really Funny Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
Really? You don’t know who I am-ish? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop laughing so much! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use asking; I’m not coming in! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas in advance! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey.
Honey who?
Honeydew you find this funny? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, YOU’RE a poo! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls.
Owls who?
Yes, they do! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and laugh!
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Very Very Funny Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you don’t open the door? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda why you’re not laughing? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for more jokes! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you’re not laughing yet! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a sandwich, please! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands if you love this joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you tired of knock-knock jokes yet? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind; it’s pointless! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like these jokes?
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Super Funny Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep and runs away! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ow.
Ow who?
Ow you doing today? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s raining out here! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eye.
Eye who?
Eye can’t believe you’re still laughing! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me how you don’t know already! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Don’t get so excited; it’s just a joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you laughing at? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit the keyhole! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up; I’ve got more jokes!
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Funny Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter—open up! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claus.
Claus who?
Santa Claus; let me in! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me open this door, please! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reindeer.
Reindeer who?
Reindeer your voice—it’s Christmas! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ginger.
Ginger who?
Gingerbread is baking—let me in! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frosty.
Frosty who?
Frosty the snowman, duh! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jingle.
Jingle who?
Jingle all the way to answer me! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noel.
Noel who?
Noel, Noel—it’s Christmas! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Carol.
Carol who?
Carol-ers are here to sing for you!
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Funny Fart Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Poot.
Poot who?
Poot the blame on someone else! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gas.
Gas who?
Gas what? I’m leaving a surprise! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toot.
Toot who?
Toot your horn—oops, I mean fart! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stinker.
Stinker who?
Stinker, I think it’s time to open up! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Smell.
Smell who?
Smell this joke coming? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Whoopee.
Whoopee who?
Whoopee cushion strikes again! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pop.
Pop who?
Pop, fizz, and excuse me! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Air.
Air who?
Air we gonna talk about that smell? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Windy.
Windy who?
Windy will you stop farting? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beans.
Beans who?
Beans, beans, the musical fruit!
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Funny Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry; it’s just Halloween! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch way is the candy? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost to show you how funny I am! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat-ter give me some candy! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin up the jams—it’s Halloween! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fang.
Fang who?
Fang-tastic to see you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dracula.
Dracula who?
Dracula out of your candy! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spook.
Spook who?
Spook-tacular jokes for Halloween! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down this candy is fun! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eek.
Eek who?
Eek! A ghost!
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Funny Knock Knock Jokes with Answers
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, W-H-O! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken.
Broken who?
Broken pencil—never mind, it’s pointless! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t open this door! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you won’t stop laughing! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hear another joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry—it’s just me! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands and laugh! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door!
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Bad but Funny Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in—it’s cold! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I’m still knocking? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
That’s right! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry—it’s just a bad joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch-ing TV and let me in! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel—so I had to knock! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, cow says moo!
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Corny but Funny Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you so much! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in before it’s too late! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you love knock-knock jokes? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee-lieve it’s me at the door! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fry.
Fry who?
Fry and stop me from knocking all day! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone—I’m joking! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Egg-cited to see you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca my bags if you don’t answer! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know if you don’t answer! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho business who’s at the door!
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Cute and Funny Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Panda.
Panda who?
Panda-monium outside—let me in! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kitten.
Kitten who?
Kitten me? Open up already! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bunny.
Bunny who?
Bunny of your jokes are better than mine! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sheep.
Sheep who?
Sheep you open the door already? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear with me while I think of another! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Purr.
Purr who?
Purr-fect time for a joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fluffy.
Fluffy who?
Fluffy clouds—can I come in? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bunny.
Bunny who?
Bunny chance you’ll let me in? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Coco.
Coco who?
Coco-nuts for this joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Puppy.
Puppy who?
Puppy dog tails wagging at your door!
Funny Dad Jokes Knock Knock
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut forget to laugh! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep knocking? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer me already! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, YOU’RE a poo! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dad.
Dad who?
Dad’s the last joke I’ve got! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Open the door! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I’m telling dad jokes? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce not pretend this isn’t funny! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese a terrible joke, isn’t it?
Funny Animal Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Lion around instead of opening the door? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cat.
Cat who?
Cat you hear me knocking? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frog.
Frog who?
Frog-gotten how to open a door? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Duck.
Duck who?
Duck you hear me knocking? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door, please! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear-ly got here in time for the joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl be waiting here until you open up! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dog.
Dog who?
Doggone it, open the door already! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Horse.
Horse who?
Horse-around and let me in! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bunny.
Bunny who?
Bunny one home to open this door?
Funny Bible Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam up, and you’ll see I’m knocking! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good joke when you hear one? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas—it’s a holy joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cain.
Cain who?
Cain I come in? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Moses.
Moses who?
Moses a lot of fun knocking! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Paul.
Paul who?
Paul the door open, please! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jonah.
Jonah who?
Jonah better joke than this? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ruth.
Ruth who?
Ruth you could answer quicker! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Psalm.
Psalm who?
Psalm good jokes coming your way! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus, it’s a joke—open up!
Funny Birthday Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cake.
Cake who?
Cake you believe it’s my birthday? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Party.
Party who?
Party time—open the door! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gift.
Gift who?
Gift it a try and let me in! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candle.
Candle who?
Candle you light up and celebrate? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frosting.
Frosting who?
Frosting your way to a good joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Balloon.
Balloon who?
Balloon up the door already! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Confetti.
Confetti who?
Confetti times you’ve laughed so far? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream “Happy Birthday” when I saw you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Clown.
Clown who?
Clown around and let’s party! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Present.
Present who?
Present yourself at the door!
Funny Black Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ebony.
Ebony who?
Ebony way to make you laugh? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jet.
Jet who?
Jet black and ready for jokes! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Raven.
Raven who?
Raven a good time knocking around? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shadow.
Shadow who?
Shadow let me in before it’s dark! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Smoke.
Smoke who?
Smoke you hear me knocking? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ink.
Ink who?
Ink this joke is funny? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Night.
Night who?
Night time for some funny jokes! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me crazy, but these are funny! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Panther.
Panther who?
Panther gonna knock on every door! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Onyx.
Onyx who?
Onyx way to make you laugh!
Funny Cheesy Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Brie.
Brie who?
Brie nice and let me in! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheddar.
Cheddar who?
Cheddar up, it’s just a joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mozza.
Mozza who?
Mozza lotta fun knocking here! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Swiss.
Swiss who?
Swiss you’d laugh at my jokes! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Parmesan.
Parmesan who?
Parmesan, open the door already! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gouda.
Gouda who?
Gouda open the door—seriously! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bleu.
Bleu who?
Bleu me away with your jokes! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cam.
Cam who?
Cam you laugh at this cheesy joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Feta.
Feta who?
Feta up with waiting for you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ricotta.
Ricotta who?
Ricotta love these jokes, right?
Funny Chicken Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hen.
Hen who?
Hen-tirely too many jokes to tell! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cluck.
Cluck who?
Cluck open the door already! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rooster.
Rooster who?
Rooster your door handle broken? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peck.
Peck who?
Peck up your ears and listen! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Coop.
Coop who?
Coop you believe I’m still knocking? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Poultry.
Poultry who?
Poultry in motion—let me in! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Egg-stremely tired of knocking here! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beak.
Beak who?
Beak-a-boo, I see you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chick.
Chick who?
Chick out this funny joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fryer.
Fryer who?
Fryer up some chicken while you’re at it!
Funny Dark Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Boo-tiful night for a dark joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Grim.
Grim who?
Grim reaper waiting—open up! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Night.
Night who?
Night as well open the door! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shadow.
Shadow who?
Shadow know better than to ignore me! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost to show how funny I am! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Skull.
Skull who?
Skull-ing my way into your humor! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doom.
Doom who?
Doom me a favor and answer already! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vampire.
Vampire who?
Vampire am I still knocking? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Demon.
Demon who?
Demon the doorbell doesn’t work! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Coffin.
Coffin who?
Coffin up some laughter, will ya?
Dumb but Funny Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes another dumb joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho smartest joke ever, huh? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl never stop telling dumb jokes! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Tank your time laughing at this! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana-na-na, open up already! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice scream every time I hear this joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
That’s my name; don’t wear it out! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow-nt me in for more dumb jokes! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing laughing at this? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce hope the next joke’s better!
Happy Ending
And that’s the end of our knock-knock journey! Hopefully, you’re smiling, laughing, or at least groaning in amusement. Remember, a day without a knock-knock joke is like a door without a knock—just plain boring. Keep knocking on the doors of laughter, and until next time, stay funny and fabulous!
Meet Rosa Sidqai, a freelance writer from Florida with a talent for comedy writing that brings joy and laughter to her readers. With years of experience in crafting humor content, Rosa effortlessly turns everyday moments into hilarious stories that keep readers entertained and coming back for more. She covers a wide range of topics, from the quirks of daily life to the absurdities of the world, always with a humorous twist. When she’s not busy writing jokes, Rosa enjoys exploring the beauty of Florida, constantly seeking new inspirations for her next funny masterpiece.
