Get Ready to LOL: The Best Collection of Abby Dad Jokes!

Hold onto your funny bones, folks—because Abby is here with a joke arsenal that’s ready to make you laugh, groan, and maybe question your life choices. Whether you’re a pun enthusiast or a dad joke skeptic, Abby’s got something for everyone.

So, sit back, relax, and prepare for a hilarious rollercoaster of punchlines that might just brighten your day!”

Abby Dad Jokes

1. Why did Abby bring a ladder to the bar? Because she wanted to reach new heights in conversation!
2. Abby tried to tell me a joke about time travel, but I didn’t laugh… because I heard it yesterday.
3. What do you call Abby after she tells a terrible dad joke? Pun-stoppable!
4. Abby said she was good at math, but she didn’t count on this pun battle.
5. Did you hear Abby’s joke about paper? It was tear-able!
6. Why doesn’t Abby play cards in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
7. Abby told a joke about construction… She said, “I’m still working on it.”
8. What does Abby call a fake noodle? An impasta!
9. Abby walked into the kitchen with a broken pencil and said, “Eh, it’s pointless.”
10. Why does Abby never trust stairs? They’re always up to something.
11. What’s Abby’s favorite kind of music? Wrap music—when she’s packing lunches.
12. Abby got fired from the calendar factory. She took a day off!
13. Why did Abby avoid the graveyard? Too many coffin fitters!
14. Abby loves jokes about ghosts. She says they’re super natural.
15. Did you hear Abby’s joke about the clock? It’s timeless.

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Abby Dad Jokes Full Name

1. Abby Littman tried to write a joke about her full name, but she ran out of characters.
2. Why did Abby Littman never win Scrabble? She always left out the vowels.
3. Abby Littman’s full name spells trouble… in anagrams.
4. What does Abby Littman do when she’s bored? She goes full-name pun-tastic.
5. Why did Abby Littman bring a pen to bed? To draw her dreams!
6. Abby Littman told me her name backwards. I said, “Wow, I’m dyslexic too!”
7. Why doesn’t Abby Littman tell short jokes? Because her full name takes up all the punchline space.
8. What’s Abby Littman’s favorite punctuation mark? The full stop—it’s in her name.
9. Why didn’t Abby Littman tell her joke at the party? It needed a little name-dropping.
10. What’s Abby Littman’s superhero name? Dad Joke Destroyer!
11. Why did Abby Littman write her name on the joke book? To make it pun-derful.
12. Abby Littman walked into a bar… full of dad jokes.
13. Abby Littman told me she wanted to be famous, so she trademarked her dad jokes.
14. Abby Littman loves palindromes—she says her name’s almost one.
15. Why does Abby Littman never go anonymous? Her full name’s always the punchline.

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Abby From Dad Jokes

1. Who’s the queen of dad jokes? Abby from Dad Jokes.
2. Abby from Dad Jokes walked into a bakery. She left with a bagel pun.
3. Abby from Dad Jokes says she’s a stand-up comedian, but she sits when she tells puns.
4. Why is Abby from Dad Jokes terrible at sports? She always misses the punchline.
5. Abby from Dad Jokes should be in Hollywood—they love cheesy lines there.
6. What did Abby from Dad Jokes say about her joke calendar? It’s pun-day to fun-day.
7. Why does Abby from Dad Jokes bring a notebook everywhere? She’s writing her “pun-moir.”
8. Abby from Dad Jokes told me a joke about beekeeping. It was un-bee-lievable!
9. What’s Abby from Dad Jokes’ favorite hobby? Collecting eye-rolls.
10. Abby from Dad Jokes said, “Did you hear about the kidnapping? Don’t worry; he woke up.”
11. Abby from Dad Jokes walked into a pun-off… and walked out undefeated.
12. What’s Abby from Dad Jokes’ favorite fruit? Puns-apples!
13. Abby from Dad Jokes bought a thesaurus… It was the worst purchase ever. Not only was it terrible, but it was also terrible!
14. Why doesn’t Abby from Dad Jokes trust the internet? Too many dad-a breaches.
15. Abby from Dad Jokes opened a joke shop. Business is pun-derful!

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Lame Dad Jokes Abby

1. Abby said she invented a new word. It’s called “Plagiarism.”
2. Why did Abby bring a ruler to bed? To see how long she slept.
3. Abby told me a joke about pizza… I said, “Never mind, it’s too cheesy.”
4. Why did Abby’s joke about the ocean fail? It didn’t have enough depth.
5. Abby loves lame jokes. She says, “They’re pun-stoppable.”
6. Abby told a joke about the roof. I said, “That’s over my head.”
7. Why did Abby start a bakery? She kneaded the dough!
8. Abby said, “Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.”
9. Why did Abby sit on a tomato? She wanted to catch up.
10. Abby loves lame jokes. She said, “I tried to catch fog yesterday… I mist.”
11. Why did Abby bring a ladder to the library? To reach high-brow jokes.
12. Abby said, “What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!”
13. Abby’s jokes are lame… but that’s what makes them lit(ty)-man.
14. Abby said, “I don’t trust people with graph paper. They’re always plotting something.”
15. Why did Abby avoid the gym? It was a weighty decision.

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Abby Littman Dad Jokes

1. Abby Littman is the CEO of dad jokes… She runs a pun empire.
2. Abby Littman’s jokes are so dry, the Sahara asks her for advice.
3. Why does Abby Littman write her jokes in the shower? They’re cleaner that way.
4. Abby Littman told me a joke about paper. It’s tear-able.
5. Abby Littman’s favorite element is pun-ium.
6. What’s Abby Littman’s favorite game? Pun-chess.
7. Why does Abby Littman carry a calendar? To make time for puns.
8. Abby Littman’s jokes are like fine wine… They get worse with age.
9. Abby Littman told me a joke about pizza… but it’s too cheesy to repeat.
10. Why did Abby Littman avoid the mirror? She didn’t want to reflect on her puns.
11. Abby Littman said, “My ceiling is my biggest fan.”
12. Abby Littman’s jokes are a lot like her coffee: dark and bitter.
13. Why doesn’t Abby Littman trust elevators? They’re always up to something.
14. Abby Littman says, “What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.”
15. Why did Abby Littman cross the road? To roll her puns on the other side.

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Abby From Funny Dad Jokes

1. Abby from Funny Dad Jokes said, “I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.”
2. Abby from Funny Dad Jokes bought a belt. It was a waist of money.
3. Why does Abby from Funny Dad Jokes love bread? It’s the yeast she could do.
4. Abby from Funny Dad Jokes says, “What’s brown and sticky? A stick.”
5. Abby from Funny Dad Jokes doesn’t play hide-and-seek… Good luck hiding her puns!
6. Abby from Funny Dad Jokes said, “Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.”
7. Abby from Funny Dad Jokes told me a pun about corn… It was a-maize-ing.
8. Abby from Funny Dad Jokes tried to make a belt out of watches. It was a waste of time.
9. Why did Abby from Funny Dad Jokes avoid the ice? She didn’t want to break the ice.
10. Abby from Funny Dad Jokes said, “I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y.”
11. Abby from Funny Dad Jokes told me a joke about a pencil. It had no point.
12. Abby from Funny Dad Jokes says she loves batteries. They’re always positive.
13. Why did Abby from Funny Dad Jokes avoid the sun? She didn’t want to burn out.
14. Abby from Funny Dad Jokes said, “I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.”
15. Abby from Funny Dad Jokes said, “What’s orange and doesn’t rhyme with anything? Orange.”

Abby’s jokes are great, but have you seen our side-splitting list of Hilarious Dad Jokes? You’re in for a treat!

Abby vs Alan Dad Jokes

1. Abby: “Why did the bicycle fall over?” Alan: “Because it was two-tired!”
2. Abby: “I told my plants a joke. They’re rooting for me.” Alan: “That’s un-be-leaf-able.”
3. Abby: “What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.” Alan: “That’s cheddar than mine.”
4. Abby: “What’s the best way to watch a fly? Through a window.” Alan: “Buzz off with that one.”
5. Abby: “Why don’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.” Alan: “That’s a bone to pick!”
6. Abby: “Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.” Alan: “Fairway pun, Abby.”
7. Abby: “I told a joke about butter… but I didn’t spread it.” Alan: “That’s toast-worthy.”
8. Abby: “What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.” Alan: “Punny business.”
9. Abby: “Why are frogs so happy? They eat what bugs them.” Alan: “Croak-tastic.”
10. Abby: “What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.” Alan: “Abby wins this round.”
11. Abby: “Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it’d be a foot.” Alan: “Point taken.”
12. Abby: “I told my dog a joke… He said, ‘Ruff crowd.’” Alan: “Paw-some.”
13. Abby: “What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, but it let out a little wine.” Alan: “Sweet pun.”
14. Abby: “I broke my pencil. Now it’s pointless.” Alan: “Sharpen up, Abby!”
15. Abby: “Why are skeletons bad at parties? They have no body to dance with!” Alan: “That’s the spirit!”

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Happy Ending

And that’s all for today, folks! Whether you laughed out loud, snickered quietly, or simply rolled your eyes in defeat, Abby’s job here is done. Remember, laughter is the best medicine—even if it comes with a healthy dose of cringe. Stay happy, stay punny, and don’t forget to share a little joy wherever you go. See you next time for more laughs, Abby-style!