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Knock Knock Jokes for Kindergarteners
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl be seeing you later! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Duck.
Duck who?
Duck and cover, it’s raining! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bunny.
Bunny who?
Bunny up and answer the door! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cat.
Cat who?
Cat-ch me if you can! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Horse.
Horse who?
Horse around and have fun! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee happy and let me in! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear with me, I’m thinking! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frog.
Frog who?
Frog-got my keys! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fox.
Fox who?
Fox-trot your way to the door! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pig.
Pig who?
Pig me up, I’m tired!
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Food-Themed Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split, let’s go! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I’m here? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, please! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget me! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t belong in jokes! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pea.
Pea who?
Pea happy to see me! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tomato.
Tomato who?
Tomato your doorbell doesn’t work! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese someone who loves jokes! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Popcorn.
Popcorn who?
Popcorn open the door!
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Name-Based Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, open the door! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later, open up! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you want, let me in! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for the fun! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah joke when you see me! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda why you’re not opening? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mike.
Mike who?
Mike sure you let me in! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a break and open up!
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Object-Themed Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencil me in for later! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Door.
Door who?
Door is stuck—help me! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chair.
Chair who?
Chair you glad I’m here? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bell.
Bell who?
Bell rings when you open the door! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Key.
Key who?
Key you believe it’s me? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Clock.
Clock who?
Clock-tock, open up! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Blanket.
Blanket who?
Blanket out of here, I’m cold! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Box.
Box who?
Box me in and let’s play! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Book.
Book who?
Book me a spot at your table! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Balloon.
Balloon who?
Balloon the door shut!
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Silly Wordplay Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo-boo.
Boo-boo who?
Do you need a tissue? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you more than cookies! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, silly, cow says “moo!” - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone, I’m busy! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wood.
Wood who?
Wood you open the door? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dough.
Dough who?
Dough-n’t you know me? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you love me? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice cream when I’m excited! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?
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Holiday or Seasonal Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snowman.
Snowman who?
Snowman knows all the best jokes! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turkey.
Turkey who?
Turkey up, it’s Thanksgiving dinner! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf I know, it’s Christmas! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin spice up your day! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frosty.
Frosty who?
Frosty the snowman says hello! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy believe it’s Halloween? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Summer.
Summer who?
Summer things are worth waiting for! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa Claus is coming to town! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Winter.
Winter who?
Winter are you opening the door? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fireworks.
Fireworks who?
Fireworks better when you watch!
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Make-Believe Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Unicorn.
Unicorn who?
Unicorn-ner than everyone else! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wizard.
Wizard who?
Wizard you all day? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fairy.
Fairy who?
Fairy glad you’re here! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pirate.
Pirate who?
Pirate you happy to see me? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragonfly.
Dragonfly who?
Dragonfly away with me! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mermaid.
Mermaid who?
Mermaid a wish to see you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost to the party without me? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alien.
Alien who?
Alien we meet again! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Knight.
Knight who?
Knight to see you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Monster.
Monster who?
Monster your way in, it’s scary outside!
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Classic or Timeless Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you open the door? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda know who it is? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut worry, I’ll tell you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like me to come in? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Earl.
Earl who?
Earl be back tomorrow! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow business like show business! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for the fun!
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Interactive or Action-Based Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Clap.
Clap who?
Clap your hands, it’s me! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stomp.
Stomp who?
Stomp and dance with me! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spin.
Spin who?
Spin around and open up! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Laugh.
Laugh who?
Laugh all you want, but open up! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bounce.
Bounce who?
Bounce to the beat and say hi! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dance.
Dance who?
Dance you want to have fun? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Run.
Run who?
Run to the door, quick! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sing.
Sing who?
Sing a happy tune with me! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Giggle.
Giggle who?
Giggle all the way to the door! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jump.
Jump who?
Jump up and open the door!
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Riddle-Based Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Egg-cited to see you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Plate.
Plate who?
Plate it cool, it’s just a joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candle.
Candle who?
Candle you light up my life? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shadow.
Shadow who?
Shadow me wherever I go! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doorbell.
Doorbell who?
Doorbell is broken—knock harder! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kite.
Kite who?
Kite me a letter, will you? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
String.
String who?
String it along, but open up! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spoon.
Spoon who?
Spoon me up some dessert! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mirror.
Mirror who?
Mirror-ly opening the door for you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Balloon.
Balloon who?
Balloon away with laughter!
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Happy Ending
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Meet Rosa Sidqai, a freelance writer from Florida with a talent for comedy writing that brings joy and laughter to her readers. With years of experience in crafting humor content, Rosa effortlessly turns everyday moments into hilarious stories that keep readers entertained and coming back for more. She covers a wide range of topics, from the quirks of daily life to the absurdities of the world, always with a humorous twist. When she’s not busy writing jokes, Rosa enjoys exploring the beauty of Florida, constantly seeking new inspirations for her next funny masterpiece.
