Gather around, ghouls and goblins! I’ve got some knock-knock jokes so spooky, even the ghosts might groan! But don’t worry—these jokes are sweeter than your Halloween candy stash.
Ready? Let’s knock on some spooky doors!
Best Knock Knock Jokes Halloween
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you ate all the candy? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry; it’s just a Halloween joke! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin up the jam—it’s Halloween night! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost to show you how fun Halloween can be! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat-ter up! It’s Halloween time! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank-instein wants to wish you a spooky Halloween! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad it’s Halloween? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy believe how spooky this night is? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dracula.
Dracula who?
Dracula be my Valentine—oh, wrong holiday! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Spell-abrate Halloween with some spooky fun!
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Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Coffin.
Coffin who?
Quit your coffin and answer the door! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ghouls.
Ghouls who?
Ghouls just wanna have fun! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spider.
Spider who?
Spider what you’ve heard, this joke is great! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jack.
Jack who?
Jack-o’-lantern is lighting up the night! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Skeleton.
Skeleton who?
Skeleton you in on a spooky secret!
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Funny Halloween Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Why are you crying? It’s Halloween, silly! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Igor.
Igor who?
Igor-t candy from my neighbor’s house! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Zombie.
Zombie who?
Zombie glad Halloween is here? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost-ly greetings to you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up—it’s Halloween candy time!
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Best Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you wants candy? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Fang.
Fang who?
Fang-tastic Halloween to you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat-ter luck next Halloween! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Boo-tiful costumes this year!
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Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin your candy—trick or treat! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch-ing you a happy Halloween! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Vampire.
Vampire who?
Vampire you asking so many questions? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Boo-tiful night for a scare! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Drac.
Drac who?
Drac-ing all the candy into my bag! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Haunt.
Haunt who?
Haunt you glad it’s Halloween? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mummy.
Mummy who?
Mummy loves Halloween! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gory.
Gory who?
Gory, gory, hallelujah—it’s Halloween night! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spooky.
Spooky who?
Spooky later, I’m going trick-or-treating! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Eerie.
Eerie who?
Eerie you ready for some scares?
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Funny Halloween Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy believe I ate all my treats? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost to bed; it’s past midnight! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Igor.
Igor who?
Igor-t candy from everyone’s house! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat-ter save me some treats! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jack.
Jack who?
Jack-o’-lantern says hi! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Scary.
Scary who?
Scary you’re the best costume winner! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank-enstein your best jokes together! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Boo-tiful night to trick or treat! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Shadow.
Shadow who?
Shadow know you’re hiding candy! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bone.
Bone who?
Bone to be wild on Halloween!
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Cheesy Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat-ter up for some cheesy fun! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin spice and everything nice! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch way to the candy stash? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Boo-yah! I’m here for the treats! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spider.
Spider who?
Spider all the webs, I found you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Creepy.
Creepy who?
Creepy up the great work on that costume! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Trick.
Trick who?
Trick me once, shame on me. Trick me twice, I still want candy! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Boo-t your laughter up a notch! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mummy.
Mummy who?
Mummy is all wrapped up in jokes tonight! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Fang.
Fang who?
Fang goodness Halloween is here!
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Silly Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Zombie.
Zombie who?
Zombie honest, this joke is silly! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost to show you how to laugh! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin pie is my favorite treat! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Scare.
Scare who?
Scare-fully stepping up my joke game! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch way did my candy go? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Boo-hoo, don’t cry; the joke’s just starting! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Vampire.
Vampire who?
Vampire you staying up so late? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Skeleton.
Skeleton who?
Skeleton your friends, I have more jokes! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bone.
Bone who?
Bone-tiful night for laughter! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gory.
Gory who?
Gory you ready for more jokes?
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Scary Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Demon.
Demon who?
Demon your candy is mine now! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost your worst nightmare! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Skull.
Skull who?
Skull you later—if you survive! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nightmare.
Nightmare who?
Nightmare looking for you tonight! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Vampire.
Vampire who?
Vampire you screaming like that? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch you’d run before it’s too late! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Shadow.
Shadow who?
Shadow you follow me in the dark? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin the last piece of your soul! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Phantom.
Phantom who?
Phantom you can’t escape! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Creeper.
Creeper who?
Creeper closer and you’ll find out!
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Clean Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Treat.
Treat who?
Treat yourself to a laugh! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Boo-tiful costumes all around! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy believe it’s Halloween already? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch you a happy Halloween! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin spice up your day! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Skeleton.
Skeleton who?
Skeleton you in on a clean joke! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost to show, I’m full of clean jokes! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spider.
Spider who?
Spider all the webs, it’s tidy here! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jack.
Jack who?
Jack-o’-lantern says “trick or treat!” - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mummy.
Mummy who?
Mummy cleaned up this joke for you!
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Cute Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Batty.
Batty who?
Batty about you in that costume! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you is the cutest pumpkin? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost-ly hugs for Halloween! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin you up with smiles today! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy wait to share this with you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Frankie.
Frankie who?
Frankie for being my spooky friend! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Boo-tiful smiles all around! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Skeleton.
Skeleton who?
Skeleton your way into my heart! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spooky.
Spooky who?
Spooky the cutest costumes here! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Giggly.
Giggly who?
Giggly witches brewing up fun!
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Happy Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy you feel the Halloween spirit? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Trick.
Trick who?
Trick yourself into having a happy Halloween! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Glow.
Glow who?
Glow and light up Halloween night! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Treat.
Treat who?
Treat everyone with kindness tonight! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spirit.
Spirit who?
Spirit of Halloween wishes you joy! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin up your decorations—it’s Halloween! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Laugh.
Laugh who?
Laugh your way through this spooky night! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Boo to a happy Halloween! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Scarecrow.
Scarecrow who?
Scarecrow up some Halloween happiness! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch you a cheerful Halloween night!
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Knock Knock Joke Halloween Bones
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bone.
Bone who?
Bone up on your spooky jokes! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Rattle.
Rattle who?
Rattle my bones; it’s Halloween! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Skelly.
Skelly who?
Skelly-ton of laughter is coming! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spine.
Spine who?
Spine-chilling jokes are my specialty! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bony.
Bony who?
Bony jokes are better than no jokes! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Joint.
Joint who?
Joint the skeleton crew this Halloween! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Rib.
Rib who?
Rib your way to some Halloween fun! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Marrow.
Marrow who?
Marrow me a joke—it’s Halloween! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pelvis.
Pelvis who?
Pelvis in the Halloween spirit yet? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tibia.
Tibia who?
Tibia honest, this is the funniest bone joke!
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Scary Halloween Knock Knock Jokes (More Frights!)
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Devil.
Devil who?
Devilishly good at scaring people! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Creep.
Creep who?
Creep it real, or I’ll spook you tonight! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Reaper.
Reaper who?
Reaper what you sow—scares are coming! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Zombie.
Zombie who?
Zombie you’re scared stiff! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gory.
Gory who?
Gory be, this is spine-chilling! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Phantom.
Phantom who?
Phantom your darkest fears coming true! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Graven.
Graven who?
Graven images of terror await you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Crypt.
Crypt who?
Crypt-keeper’s here to bring the scares! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Scream.
Scream who?
Scream louder—no one can hear you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Haunt.
Haunt who?
Haunt you sorry you opened this door?
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Clean Halloween Knock Knock Jokes (For All Ages!)
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl always love Halloween! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat-tle it out for the best candy! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Glow.
Glow who?
Glow trick-or-treating with me! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Fang.
Fang who?
Fang-tastic to see you this Halloween! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Treat.
Treat who?
Treat yourself—it’s Halloween night! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin you full of joy tonight? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Broom.
Broom who?
Broom-mates with a witch? Lucky you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Web.
Web who?
Web-lieve it or not, this is a clean joke! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Boo-tiful day for a laugh, isn’t it? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy come out and play?
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Cute Halloween Knock Knock Jokes (Adorably Spooky!)
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snuggle.
Snuggle who?
Snuggle up for a cozy Halloween! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kitten.
Kitten who?
Kitten you believe how cute this joke is? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Fairy.
Fairy who?
Fairy glad it’s Halloween? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sprinkle.
Sprinkle who?
Sprinkle some magic dust for a sweet night! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Meow.
Meow who?
Meow you doing in that cute costume? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Glowstick.
Glowstick who?
Glowstick with me all night! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Giggly.
Giggly who?
Giggly ghosts are the cutest! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Boo-lieve in the power of cuteness! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sugar.
Sugar who?
Sugar rush from all this candy! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hug.
Hug who?
Hug me tight, Halloween’s a delight!
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Funny Halloween Knock Knock Jokes (Silly and Fun!)
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad it’s Halloween? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Who-hoo, I’m an owl in disguise! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Boo-tiful weather for trick-or-treating! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch way to the candy? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spider.
Spider who?
Spider what you’ve heard, Halloween is awesome! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gourd.
Gourd who?
Gourd to see you in a pumpkin patch! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jack.
Jack who?
Jack-o’-lantern’s here for the party! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat I can make you laugh again! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Fang.
Fang who?
Fang you for listening to my jokes! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mummy.
Mummy who?
Mummy likes funny jokes, doesn’t she?
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Halloween Bones Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bone.
Bone who?
Bone up on your skeleton puns! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Skull.
Skull who?
Skull you later, I’m off to scare! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tibia.
Tibia who?
Tibia honest, this is a funny bone joke! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Rib.
Rib who?
Rib-tickling fun is here! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spine.
Spine who?
Spine-chilling puns are my specialty! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Femur.
Femur who?
Femur the merrier this Halloween! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pelvis.
Pelvis who?
Pelvis your spooky Halloween wishes! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Rattle.
Rattle who?
Rattle your bones and dance tonight! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Marrow.
Marrow who?
Marrow is a spook-tacular time for jokes! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Joint.
Joint who?
Joint the skeleton crew for Halloween fun!
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Happy Ending
Well, that’s the end of my Halloween knock-knock jokes, but don’t worry, there’s plenty more frightful fun to come! Remember: when in doubt, laugh it out—and don’t eat too much candy! Have a fang-tastic Halloween, and don’t let the skeletons steal your snacks. Boo-bye!
Meet Rosa Sidqai, a freelance writer from Florida with a talent for comedy writing that brings joy and laughter to her readers. With years of experience in crafting humor content, Rosa effortlessly turns everyday moments into hilarious stories that keep readers entertained and coming back for more. She covers a wide range of topics, from the quirks of daily life to the absurdities of the world, always with a humorous twist. When she’s not busy writing jokes, Rosa enjoys exploring the beauty of Florida, constantly seeking new inspirations for her next funny masterpiece.
