Alright, get ready for some holiday cheer! These jokes are snow good, they’ll sleigh your funny bone! Just don’t blame me if you laugh all the way to the Christmas tree!
Top 10 Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time like Christmas time! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ho.
Ho who?
Ho-ho-ho, Merry Christmas! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf yourself a Merry little Christmas! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-days are the best with you around! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa a great gift for me this year? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reindeer.
Reindeer who?
Reindeer any cookies left for Santa? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frosty.
Frosty who?
Frosty the snowman is here to stay! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noel.
Noel who?
Noel, Noel, joy to the world! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jingle.
Jingle who?
Jingle all the way, it’s Christmas! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mistletoe.
Mistletoe who?
Mistletoe get a Christmas kiss!
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Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-days are the best with you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow joke, it’s Christmas time! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa good gift this year? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reindeer.
Reindeer who?
Reindeer any cookies for Santa? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf yourself a merry little Christmas! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frosty.
Frosty who?
Frosty the snowman is knocking for fun! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noel.
Noel who?
Noel, Noel, joy to the world! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chimney.
Chimney who?
Chimney Christmas to you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bell.
Bell who?
Bell be ringing all through the night! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stocking.
Stocking who?
Stocking up on laughs this Christmas!
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Christmas Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Jingle.
Jingle who?
Jingle all the way! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Present.
Present who?
Presently waiting for Santa! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Sleigh.
Sleigh who?
Sleigh it ain’t so, it’s Christmas again! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Carol.
Carol who?
Carol-ing on the Christmas tree! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Snowflake.
Snowflake who?
Snowflake-ing out over the holidays! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry you have a great Christmas! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Star.
Star who?
Star you glad it’s Christmas? - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cookie.
Cookie who?
Cookie you save me a bite? - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Blitzen.
Blitzen who?
Blitzen to some Christmas tunes! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Eggnog.
Eggnog who?
Eggnog you ready for Christmas fun?
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Christmas Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
- Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Penguin.
Penguin who?
Penguin are we opening presents? - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Chimney.
Chimney who?
Chimney Christmas stories are my favorite! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Rudolph.
Rudolph who?
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer at your service! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy cane you believe it’s Christmas! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Garland.
Garland who?
Garland a hand with Christmas decorations! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
North.
North who?
North pole is where Santa lives! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Ginger.
Ginger who?
Gingerbread cookies, my favorite! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Bell.
Bell who?
Bell I wish you a Merry Christmas! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Stocking.
Stocking who?
Stocking up on Christmas cheer! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Ornament.
Ornament who?
Ornament you glad it’s Christmas?
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Funny Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Ho.
Ho who?
Ho-ho-ho, Merry Christmas! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice to meet you this Christmas! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Wrapping.
Wrapping who?
Wrapping up this year in style! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Pine.
Pine who?
Pine-ing for some Christmas joy! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Eve.
Eve who?
Eve-ryone loves Christmas Eve! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Claus.
Claus who?
Claus it’s Christmas, let’s celebrate! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding up the tree was hard work! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Lights.
Lights who?
Lights shine bright on Christmas night! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Gift.
Gift who?
Gift me a reason to stop laughing! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Snowball.
Snowball who?
Snowball fights are the best Christmas fun!
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Elf Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf I knew, I’d tell you! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Jingle.
Jingle who?
Jingle elf the way! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Workshop.
Workshop who?
Workshop till you drop, it’s Christmas! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Pointy.
Pointy who?
Pointy ears like an elf’s! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Tinsel.
Tinsel who?
Tinsel me an elf joke, please! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Helper.
Helper who?
Helper elf wants cookies, too! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Toy.
Toy who?
Toy-morrow we’ll open presents! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Sparkle.
Sparkle who?
Sparkle little elf, how bright you are! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Sprinkles.
Sprinkles who?
Sprinkles on elf cookies are the best! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Stitch.
Stitch who?
Stitch up that elf costume, it’s torn!
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Clean Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Tree.
Tree who?
Tree-mendous Christmas wishes for you! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Light.
Light who?
Light up the night, it’s Christmas! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Caroler.
Caroler who?
Carol-er you hear me singing? - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Mistle.
Mistle who?
Mistle-toe-tally ready for Christmas! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Poinsettia.
Poinsettia who?
Poinsettia think it’s Christmas yet? - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Angel.
Angel who?
Angel on top of the tree is winking at you! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Ribbon.
Ribbon who?
Ribbon up presents is fun! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Winter.
Winter who?
Winter wonderland is magical this year! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Spark.
Spark who?
Spark of Christmas joy in the air! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Drum.
Drum who?
Drum roll, please—it’s Christmas time!
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Knock Knock Christmas Jokes One-Liners
- Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa lot of joy your way! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Icicle.
Icicle who?
Icicle’d you not to miss the fun! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cheer.
Cheer who?
Cheer-fully wishing you a Merry Christmas! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Frostbite.
Frostbite who?
Frostbite into a Christmas cookie! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Deck.
Deck who?
Deck the halls with boughs of holly! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy believe it’s Christmas already? - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Garland.
Garland who?
Garland your house with lights! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Chill.
Chill who?
Chill out, it’s Christmas! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Egg-nog yourself out with joy! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Reindeer.
Reindeer who?
Reindeer it’s time to open presents!
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Cute Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cupcake.
Cupcake who?
Cupcake your love into the holidays! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Flake.
Flake who?
Flake out on chores, it’s Christmas! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Santa’s little.
Santa’s little who?
Santa’s little helpers are on their way! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose you a Merry Christmas! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Peppermint.
Peppermint who?
Peppermint to say Merry Christmas! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-day cheer is here! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas, cutie pie! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Present.
Present who?
Present-ing you with joy! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow way I’m missing this holiday fun! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Christmas star.
Christmas star who?
Christmas star you wish upon!
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Bad Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cringe.
Cringe who?
Cringe-ing at this joke already! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Lamp.
Lamp who?
Lamp it up, it’s a terrible joke! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Wrapper.
Wrapper who?
Wrapper you ready for a bad pun? - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Grit.
Grit who?
Grit through this joke—it’s awful! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Santa pause.
Santa pause who?
Santa pause because even he’s embarrassed! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Soggy.
Soggy who?
Soggy wrapping paper is all I got you. - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Joke.
Joke who?
Joke’s on you for knocking back! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Sleigh.
Sleigh who?
Sleigh me down with this terrible humor! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Flop.
Flop who?
Flop-tastic jokes for the holidays! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Grinch.
Grinch who?
Grinch me a break from these jokes!
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Cat Knock Knock Jokes for Christmas
- Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Purr.
Purr who?
Purr-fect Christmas wishes for you! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Meow.
Meow who?
Meow-y Christmas to you! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Kitty.
Kitty who?
Kitty you not, Christmas is here! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Tabby.
Tabby who?
Tabby Christmas joy to all! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Whiskers.
Whiskers who?
Whiskers you a Merry Christmas! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Mittens.
Mittens who?
Mittens to keep my paws warm for Christmas! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Paws.
Paws who?
Paws for a second, it’s Christmas time! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Tail.
Tail who?
Tail you all about my Christmas fun later! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Feline.
Feline who?
Feline festive this holiday season! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Claws.
Claws who?
Claws I’m your furry Santa helper!
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Drunk Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Whiskey.
Whiskey who?
Whiskey you a Merry Christmas! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Booze.
Booze who?
Booze ringing those Christmas bells? - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Nog.
Nog who?
Nog gonna lie, I’ve had too much eggnog! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Jolly.
Jolly who?
Jolly good time after one too many! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Ale.
Ale who?
Ale be needing another drink! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Tipsy.
Tipsy who?
Tipsy the reindeer, flying off course! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Rum.
Rum who?
Rum-pum-pum-pum, pour me some more! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cheer.
Cheer who?
Cheer’s to Christmas and bad decisions! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Hiccup.
Hiccup who?
Hiccup your glass and toast the holidays! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Wine.
Wine who?
Wine not have another round?
For jokes that are perfect for the little ones, check out our Best Knock Knock Jokes for Kindergarteners and keep the fun going!
Filipino/Pinoy Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Pasko.
Pasko who?
Pasko na, simbang gabi na! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Bibingka.
Bibingka who?
Bibingka-nga ako ng lechon mamaya! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Noche.
Noche who?
Noche buena na, kain tayo! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Parol.
Parol who?
Parol-ly excited for Christmas lights! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Sinigang.
Sinigang who?
Sinigang this Christmas is the best! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Kuya.
Kuya who?
Kuya help me hang the parol? - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Misa.
Misa who?
Misa na, let’s celebrate Pasko! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Halo.
Halo who?
Halo-halo ang saya sa Pasko ng Pinoy! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Lechon.
Lechon who?
Lechon to the fiesta! - Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Star.
Star who?
Star ng Pasko, sa puso ng Pinoy!
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Happy Ending
There you have it—Christmas jokes to keep your spirits bright and your laughter loud! Now go share these with friends and family because nothing says ‘Merry Christmas’ like a good ol’ knock-knock joke. Stay jolly, stay merry, and may your days be full of joy and laughter!
Meet Rosa Sidqai, a freelance writer from Florida with a talent for comedy writing that brings joy and laughter to her readers. With years of experience in crafting humor content, Rosa effortlessly turns everyday moments into hilarious stories that keep readers entertained and coming back for more. She covers a wide range of topics, from the quirks of daily life to the absurdities of the world, always with a humorous twist. When she’s not busy writing jokes, Rosa enjoys exploring the beauty of Florida, constantly seeking new inspirations for her next funny masterpiece.
