Get ready—this one’s going to knock your socks off! Or, well, just knock, because it’s a knock-knock joke.
Let’s begin:
Cute Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter get ready for some serious cuteness! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore you every day of my life! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee mine forever? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy you love me? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hug.
Hug who?
Hug you because you’re so cute! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you so much, it’s unbearable! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Moo.
Moo who?
Moo-ve over! You’re stealing my heart! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Koala.
Koala who?
Koala me crazy, but I think you’re adorable! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow way you’re this cute! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy you see how much I adore you?
Looking for more playful humor to share? Check out our collection of Knock Knock Jokes for Kids for endless giggles!
Cute Knock Knock Jokes Cute for Him
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honey. Honey who? Honey, you’re my favorite guy!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Handsome. Handsome who? Handsome chocolate to sweeten your day!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Romeo. Romeo who? Romeo and you, the perfect love story!
For those who love classic humor, explore our list of Funny Knock Knock Jokes guaranteed to make everyone laugh!
Cute and Funny Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca my bags if you take me on a cute adventure! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce be the cutest duo ever! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bunny.
Bunny who?
Bunny chance you’re this funny? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry! You’re too cute to be sad! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana wait, you’re the funniest person I know! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal-sly, you crack me up! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Waffle.
Waffle who?
Waffle you marry me someday? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otter.
Otter who?
Otter-ly adore your sense of humor! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho average funny person—you’re the best! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pasta funniest person I’ve ever met!
Don’t miss out on the most hilarious picks with our selection of the Best Knock Knock Jokes that are perfect for any occasion.
Cute Couple Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
Kiss me, silly! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Heart.
Heart who?
Heart you glad we’re together? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Love.
Love who?
Love you more every day! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese my better half! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cupid.
Cupid who?
Cupid hit me right in the heart when I saw you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Light.
Light who?
Light of my life! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rose.
Rose who?
Rose to the occasion to make you smile! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cloud.
Cloud who?
Cloud I be any more in love with you? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Smile.
Smile who?
Smile because I can’t help it around you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Forever.
Forever who?
Forever yours!
Want some heartwarming laughs? Dive into our curated list of Good Knock Knock Jokes to share with loved ones.
Cute I Love You Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl always love you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Whale.
Whale who?
Whale you be mine forever? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy I just say how much I love you? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Paws.
Paws who?
Paws what you’re doing—I love you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nuts.
Nuts who?
Nuts about you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pear.
Pear who?
Pear-fectly in love with you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cherry.
Cherry who?
Cherry-ish you always! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Seal.
Seal who?
Seal you know how much I love you? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Berry.
Berry who?
Berry much in love with you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee mine forever!
These holiday-themed jokes pair perfectly with the Great Knock Knock Jokes you’ve been looking for!
Cute Knock Knock Jokes Flirty to Make Her Laugh
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how cute you are? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
You’re the reason my heart skips a beat! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon my heart race every time I see you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lime.
Lime who?
Lime yours if you’ll have me! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow one is as beautiful as you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy I get to take you out? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Charm.
Charm who?
Charm glad we met—let’s make magic! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Flower.
Flower who?
Flower you this stunning every day? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wink.
Wink who?
Wink you and I would make the perfect pair? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Prince.
Prince who?
Prince charming, waiting for you!
Make the guessing game funnier by trying out these Knock Knock Jokes with Answers during the holiday season!
Cute Knock Knock Jokes for Boyfriend
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear-y happy you’re my boyfriend! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fries.
Fries who?
Fries to meet my handsome guy! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Soup.
Soup who?
Soup-er lucky to have you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dino.
Dino who?
Dino-mite boyfriend alert! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bread.
Bread who?
Bread you’re the best thing since sliced bread! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Polar.
Polar who?
Polar opposite of anyone I’ve ever met—you’re perfect! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
S’more.
S’more who?
S’more reasons to love you every day! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Taco.
Taco who?
Taco ’bout my amazing boyfriend! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cupid.
Cupid who?
Cupid my heart in your hands! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Penguin.
Penguin who?
Penguin you be mine forever?
For even more festive fun, don’t forget to visit our special collection of Christmas Knock Knock Jokes!
Cute Knock Knock Jokes for Crush
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chick.
Chick who?
Chick me out—do you like me too? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Blush.
Blush who?
Blush-ing every time I see you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scoop.
Scoop who?
Scoop over—can I sit next to you? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Glow.
Glow who?
Glow up, you’re my biggest crush! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spoon.
Spoon who?
Spoon I get to know you better? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toast.
Toast who?
Toast to finally talking to my crush! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bow.
Bow who?
Bow down—you’re the king/queen of my heart! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice had a crush on you for ages! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Purr.
Purr who?
Purr-fect crush status achieved! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shine.
Shine who?
Shine a light on my crush—you’re amazing!
Got little ones? They’ll love the playful humor in our Knock Knock Jokes for 5 Year Olds!
Cute Knock Knock Jokes for Friends
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bestie.
Bestie who?
Bestie believe you’re my favorite! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Popcorn.
Popcorn who?
Popcorn over, let’s hang out! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jelly.
Jelly who?
Jelly glad we’re friends? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Buddy.
Buddy who?
Buddy you’re the best friend ever! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toast.
Toast who?
Toast to our awesome friendship! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho average friend—you’re the best! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pea.
Pea who?
Pea happy we’re such great friends! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mac.
Mac who?
Mac my day with your friendship! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fizz.
Fizz who?
Fizz is my way of saying, “Thanks for being you!” - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Star.
Star who?
Star friends like you are one in a million!
Make storytime extra fun with our Best Knock Knock Jokes for Kindergarteners!
Cute Knock Knock Jokes for Girlfriend
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sprout.
Sprout who?
Sprout time I tell you how amazing you are! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Glow.
Glow who?
Glow ahead and steal my heart again! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fizz.
Fizz who?
Fizz there anyone more beautiful than you? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snuggle.
Snuggle who?
Snuggle up because you’re the best! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Twinkle.
Twinkle who?
Twinkle little star, do you know how loved you are? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me falling for you every day! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sprinkle.
Sprinkle who?
Sprinkle my days with joy—you’re perfect! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi who?
Kiwi be the cutest couple ever? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Star.
Star who?
Star you’re my one and only! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Treasure.
Treasure who?
Treasure every moment with you!
If your humor takes a darker twist, explore our Knock Knock Jokes Dark Humor for edgier laughs.
Cute Knock Knock Jokes for Your Crush
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pineapple.
Pineapple who?
Pineapple-ing over you—can’t you tell? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cloud.
Cloud who?
Cloud we spend more time together? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dream.
Dream who?
Dream-ing about asking you out! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pop.
Pop who?
Pop into my life and stay forever! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Smile.
Smile who?
Smile every time I see you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I worked up the courage to talk to you? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lucky.
Lucky who?
Lucky to have met someone as amazing as you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Poppy.
Poppy who?
Poppy the question—will you go out with me? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spark.
Spark who?
Spark I feel when I’m around you is unreal! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you feel the same way about me!
Add an extra dose of cheesiness to the holidays with our selection of Corny Dad Jokes—perfect for family gatherings!
Cute Romantic Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Valentine.
Valentine who?
Valentine to tell you I love you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candle.
Candle who?
Candle you be my forever flame? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Melody.
Melody who?
Melody in my heart beats for you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bliss.
Bliss who?
Bliss to be yours forever! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Darling.
Darling who?
Darling, I’ve loved you since day one! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gem.
Gem who?
Gem so lucky to have you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dove.
Dove who?
Dove is in the air every time I’m near you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Heart.
Heart who?
Heart you glad I found you? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Forever.
Forever who?
Forever and always, I’m yours! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jewel.
Jewel who?
Jewel never know how much I adore you!
Get into the festive spirit with hilarious Christmas Dad Jokes that are bound to bring holiday cheer!
Cute I Miss You Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Whale.
Whale who?
Whale you come back soon? I miss you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear with me—I miss you like crazy! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone? Never! I miss you too much! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Hoo do you think misses you the most? Me! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Puddle.
Puddle who?
Puddle of tears here without you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tree.
Tree who?
Tree-mendously missing you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow one misses you more than I do! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Clock.
Clock who?
Clock’s ticking—I miss you more every second! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Key.
Key who?
Key to my heart? You! Please come back! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hug.
Hug who?
Hug me soon because I can’t wait to see you again!
If you’re a fan of groan-worthy humor, you’ll love these Cheesy Dad Jokes—a perfect holiday treat!
April Fools’ Day Cute Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
April.
April who?
April fools! You thought I wasn’t adorable? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joke.
Joke who?
Joke’s on you—I’m still the cutest! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gotcha.
Gotcha who?
Gotcha thinking I wasn’t going to make you laugh! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fool.
Fool who?
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you’re cute! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bunny.
Bunny who?
Bunny fooled you with my charm! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sneaky.
Sneaky who?
Sneaky little April Fools’ joke coming your way! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Prank.
Prank who?
Prank you for being so awesome! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Laugh.
Laugh who?
Laugh it up—it’s April Fools’ Day! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Surprise.
Surprise who?
Surprise, you’ve been April Fooled! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Trick.
Trick who?
Trick or treat—oops, wrong holiday, April Fools!
Keep the laughter going this Christmas with our collection of Funny Dad Jokes that everyone will enjoy!
Cheesy Cute Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese the reason I’m smiling! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Macaroni.
Macaroni who?
Macaroni your heart because I’m cheesy! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gouda.
Gouda who?
Gouda admit, that was a cheesy joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho average knock-knock joke, huh? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Swiss.
Swiss who?
Swiss you were mine! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mozza.
Mozza who?
Mozza lotta cheese in this joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Brie.
Brie who?
Brie mine forever? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Colby.
Colby who?
Colby your one and only? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Feta.
Feta who?
Feta love you always! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Grate.
Grate who?
Grate to see you—this joke’s cheesy!
Take your holiday humor up a notch with some Hilarious Dad Jokes that are sure to get big laughs!
Corny Cute Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Corn.
Corn who?
Corn you believe this joke is so corny? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ear.
Ear who?
Ear’s a corny joke just for you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kernel.
Kernel who?
Kernel you tell I’m full of corny jokes? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter brace yourself for another corny joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Maze.
Maze who?
Maze you smile with my corny humor? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pop.
Pop who?
Pop you didn’t see this corny joke coming! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Grain.
Grain who?
Grain you going to laugh at my corniness? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cob.
Cob who?
Cob you spare a smile for my corny joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sweet.
Sweet who?
Sweet corn, that joke was bad! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Field.
Field who?
Field better after this corny joke?
Sometimes the silliest jokes make the best memories! Check out our Silly Dad Jokes for a dose of lighthearted fun.
Cute Animal Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cat.
Cat who?
Cat you believe how cute this joke is? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dog.
Dog who?
Dog-gone it, you’re adorable! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl love you forever! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Duck.
Duck who?
Duck-ted by your cuteness! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fox.
Fox who?
Fox-trot over here, I’ve got a joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Panda.
Panda who?
Panda-monium—your cuteness is out of control! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Koala.
Koala who?
Koala me crazy, you’re so sweet! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear-y excited to see you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bunny.
Bunny who?
Bunny love how adorable you are! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Lion if I said I didn’t like you!
Get everyone guessing (and laughing!) with these Dad Jokes with Answers to liven up your holiday chats.
Cute Baby Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goo.
Goo who?
Goo goo gaga—you’re too cute! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rattle.
Rattle who?
Rattle love to make you giggle! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peek.
Peek who?
Peek-a-boo! I see you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Milk.
Milk who?
Milk me smile with your baby giggles! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nap.
Nap who?
Nap time? But I’m having too much fun! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tiny.
Tiny who?
Tiny toes, tiny nose—you’re perfect! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bib.
Bib who?
Bib I tell you how adorable you are? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Baby.
Baby who?
Baby you’ll laugh at this joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Crib.
Crib who?
Crib me a bedtime story, please! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lullaby.
Lullaby who?
Lullaby, you’re the cutest baby ever!
Share some heartwarming moments this season with Good Dad Jokes that are perfect for all ages!
Cute Birthday Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cake.
Cake who?
Cake me a slice, it’s your birthday! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candle.
Candle who?
Candle you believe it’s your big day? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Party.
Party who?
Party hard, it’s your birthday! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gift.
Gift who?
Gift me a hug—it’s your special day! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frost.
Frost who?
Frost yourself some birthday cake! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wish.
Wish who?
Wish you a fantastic birthday! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Balloon.
Balloon who?
Balloon up some fun for your birthday! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheer.
Cheer who?
Cheer’s to another amazing year! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Slice.
Slice who?
Slice to meet you—happy birthday! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Celebrate.
Celebrate who?
Celebrate good times—it’s your birthday!
Love humor that’s so bad it’s good? Don’t miss our collection of Dumb Dad Jokes for some festive laughs!
Cute Cat Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Purr.
Purr who?
Purr-haps the cutest cat ever? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Meow.
Meow who?
Meow’s the time for cuddles! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Feline.
Feline who?
Feline fine today with this joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Whiskers.
Whiskers who?
Whiskers the best friend ever? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tabby.
Tabby who?
Tabby honest, you’re adorable! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kitty.
Kitty who?
Kitty you not, this joke is cute! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Paw.
Paw who?
Paw-sitively love this joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Litter.
Litter who?
Litter-ally the cutest cat around! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yarn.
Yarn who?
Yarn the best at making me laugh! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claw.
Claw who?
Claw-some cat alert!
Little ones will adore the laughs from our Dad Jokes for Kids—a great way to keep the kids entertained this Christmas.
Cute Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa little note to say you’re amazing! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf you don’t laugh, I’ll cry! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jingle.
Jingle who?
Jingle all the way to holiday fun! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stocking.
Stocking who?
Stocking up on Christmas cheer for you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to waste—it’s Christmas! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gift.
Gift who?
Gift yourself some holiday joy! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Star.
Star who?
Star you’re shining this Christmas? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cocoa.
Cocoa who?
Cocoa on and enjoy the holidays! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tree.
Tree who?
Tree-mendously excited for Christmas with you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reindeer.
Reindeer who?
Reindeer anything better than Christmas jokes?
For those who enjoy humor with an edge, spice up your holiday jokes with some Dark Humor Jokes!
Happy Ending
See? Told you it was worth opening the door! Now, go share this with someone else and watch their face light up. You’re welcome!
Meet Rosa Sidqai, a freelance writer from Florida with a talent for comedy writing that brings joy and laughter to her readers. With years of experience in crafting humor content, Rosa effortlessly turns everyday moments into hilarious stories that keep readers entertained and coming back for more. She covers a wide range of topics, from the quirks of daily life to the absurdities of the world, always with a humorous twist. When she’s not busy writing jokes, Rosa enjoys exploring the beauty of Florida, constantly seeking new inspirations for her next funny masterpiece.
