Dad Jokes with Answers That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud!

Laughter is the best medicine, and there’s nothing like some classic dad jokes to put a smile on your face! Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the groan-worthy humor that only dad jokes can deliver, here’s a batch of jokes with answers to brighten your day. 

Get ready to roll your eyes and laugh out loud!

Dad Jokes with Answers

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
   Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
   A satisfactory!
3. Why did the bicycle fall over?
   Because it was two tired!
4. What do you call fake spaghetti?
   An impasta!
5. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
   In case he got a hole in one!
6. What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
   A kingfish!
7. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
   Because he felt crumby!
8. Why did the math book look sad?
   Because it had too many problems!
9. Why did the tomato turn red?
   Because it saw the salad dressing!
10. How do you organize a space party?
    You planet!

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Dad Joke Riddles with Answers

1. I’m tall when I’m young and short when I’m old. What am I?
   A candle.
2. What has keys but can’t open locks?
   A piano.
3. I’m full of holes but still hold water. What am I?
   A sponge.
4. What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
   The letter “M.”
5. What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
   A stamp.
6. What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
   Silence.
7. What has a head, a tail, but no body?
   A coin.
8. What can you catch but not throw?
   A cold.
9. I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. What am I?
   An echo.
10. What has hands but can’t clap?
    A clock.

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Funny Dad Jokes with Answers

1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
   They don’t have the guts!
2. Why did the coffee file a police report?
   It got mugged!
3. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
   A gummy bear!
4. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
   Because they lactose!
5. Why do bees have sticky hair?
   Because they use honeycombs!
6. How does a penguin build its house?
   Igloos it together!
7. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
   An abdominal snowman!
8. Why did the stadium get so hot?
   Because all the fans left!
9. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
   Because they make up everything!
10. Why did the melon jump into the lake?
    Because it wanted to be a watermelon!

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Short Dad Jokes with Answers

1. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
   A can’t opener!
2. Why was the math book sad?
   It had too many problems.
3. Why did the music teacher go to jail?
   Because she got caught with sharp notes.
4. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
   An investigator!
5. Why did the student eat his homework?
   Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
6. What do you call a pile of cats?
   A meowtain!
7. How does a squid go into battle?
   Well-armed!
8. What do you call a magic dog?
   A labracadabrador!
9. Why are ghosts bad at lying?
   Because they are too transparent!
10. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
    A thesaurus!

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Funny Short Dad Jokes with Answers

1. What do you call a fish without eyes?
   Fsh!
2. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
   It had a virus!
3. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
   Because she’ll let it go!
4. What does a nosey pepper do?
   Gets jalapeño business!
5. What do you call a funny mountain?
   Hill-arious!
6. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
   Because it wasn’t peeling well!
7. What do you call a sleeping bull?
   A bulldozer!
8. How do you throw a space party?
   You planet!
9. Why did the picture go to jail?
   Because it was framed!
10. What do you call a factory that sells good products?
    A satisfactory!

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Good Dad Jokes with Answers

1. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
   They’d crack each other up!
2. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
   A carrot!
3. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
   He couldn’t see himself doing it.
4. What does a baby computer call his father?
   Data!
5. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
   Hey, bud!
6. Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
   Because if they had four, they’d be a chicken sedan!
7. What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
   Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!
8. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
   Because then it would be a foot!
9. Why did the man fall in the well?
   Because he didn’t see that well!
10. What do you call a pig that does karate?
    A pork chop!

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All Done!

Hope these dad jokes gave you a good laugh (or at least a good groan)! Whether you’re sharing them with friends or just want a joke up your sleeve to brighten someone’s day, remember that humor is all about the fun of sharing. Keep smiling, and don’t forget to keep those dad jokes handy for any occasion!