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Good Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, silly. Cow says moooo! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal-ously, open the door!
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Good Morning Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon some pancakes, are you up yet? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alarm.
Alarm who?
Alarm glad to wake you up! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Coffee.
Coffee who?
Coffee you don’t wake up soon! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rise.
Rise who?
Rise and shine, sleepyhead! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter get up; it’s morning! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Waffle.
Waffle who?
Waffle you up and greet the day!
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Good Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-day cheer is here! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snowbody loves Christmas like me! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa clue what I’m bringing this year! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me finish wrapping these gifts! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jingle.
Jingle who?
Jingle all the way to the door! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reindeer.
Reindeer who?
Reindeer any cookies left for Santa?
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Good Clean Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce tell you another joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and your clean jokes! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita break after laughing so much! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut forget to laugh!
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Good Dad Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes your dad speaking! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dad.
Dad who?
Dad’ll be me, the funny guy! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheddar.
Cheddar who?
Cheddar late than never! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo-hoo.
Boo-hoo who?
No need to cry, it’s just a dad joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like another joke?
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Good Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch you a spooky Halloween! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t be scared; it’s Halloween! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vampire.
Vampire who?
Vampire you hiding? I see you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin up the party! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost to show you some Halloween fun! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat-ter open the door, it’s Halloween!
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Good Knock Knock Jokes for 4 Year Olds
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split because I’m in a hurry! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear-y excited to see you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Duck.
Duck who?
Duck and cover, it’s raining outside! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frog.
Frog who?
Froggy went to the store for some flies! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peek-a.
Peek-a who?
Peek-a-boo, I see you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl always love you, little one!
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Good Knock Knock Jokes for 5 Year Olds
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Monkey.
Monkey who?
Monkey see, monkey do! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy I have a snack now? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turtle.
Turtle who?
Turtle-y ready to play! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Apple.
Apple who?
Apple-lause for my joke, please! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bunny.
Bunny who?
Bunny up for some fun today? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dino.
Dino who?
Dino what time it is? Playtime!
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Good Knock Knock Jokes for Texting
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Text.
Text who?
Text me back, I’m waiting! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Emoji.
Emoji who?
Emoji glad I sent this joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
LOL.
LOL who?
LOL you keep ignoring my texts! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wifi.
Wifi who?
Wifi you not answering me? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tik.
Tik who?
Tik your time, but text back soon! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Read.
Read who?
Read my last message, please!
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Good Love Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey.
Honey who?
Honey, I love you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Heart.
Heart who?
Heart you glad I’m here? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cupid.
Cupid who?
Cupid your love in me! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
Kiss me, I’m yours! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hug.
Hug who?
Hug me, I’m irresistible! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Love.
Love who?
Love to keep knocking for you!
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Knock Knock Jokes Good Night
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Moon.
Moon who?
Moon you say good night already? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pillow.
Pillow who?
Pillow-talk with me before you sleep! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dream.
Dream who?
Dream of me tonight! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nighty.
Nighty who?
Nighty-night, sleep tight! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snore.
Snore who?
Snore way you’re still awake! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sheep.
Sheep who?
Sheep well and count me in!
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Super Good Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amazing.
Amazing who?
Amazing how great this joke is, right? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hero.
Hero who?
Hero to save the day with a joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Super.
Super who?
Super excited to tell this joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Marvel.
Marvel who?
Marvel-lous to see you laugh! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Legend.
Legend who?
Legend me tell you more jokes! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Winner.
Winner who?
Winner you going to tell me your joke?
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Good Cheesy Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho cheese, it’s mine! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Brie.
Brie who?
Brie careful; I’m cheesy! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheddar.
Cheddar who?
Cheddar late than never! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gouda.
Gouda who?
Gouda joke, right? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Swiss.
Swiss who?
Swiss I could tell you more jokes! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mozzarella.
Mozzarella who?
Mozzarella you open the door already?
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Good Cat Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Purr.
Purr who?
Purr-haps you should let me in! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Meow.
Meow who?
Meow’s it going, furriend? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kitten.
Kitten who?
Kitten me? Open the door! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Whiskers.
Whiskers who?
Whiskers the best jokes ever! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tabby.
Tabby who?
Tabby or not tabby? That is the question! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Catnip.
Catnip who?
Catnip you in the bud with this joke!
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Good Disney Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olaf.
Olaf who?
Olaf you will love this joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey a sandwich while you listen! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elsa.
Elsa who?
Elsa you later if you don’t laugh! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goofy.
Goofy who?
Goofy up already and open the door! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Belle.
Belle who?
Belle-ieve me, this joke is funny! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donald.
Donald who?
Donald you love a good Disney joke?
Happy Ending
Well, that was fun! Now your day is officially brighter, your laugh muscles got a workout, and you’ve got some jokes to share. Remember, the secret to a good day is a good laugh… and maybe some nachos! Keep smiling!
Meet Rosa Sidqai, a freelance writer from Florida with a talent for comedy writing that brings joy and laughter to her readers. With years of experience in crafting humor content, Rosa effortlessly turns everyday moments into hilarious stories that keep readers entertained and coming back for more. She covers a wide range of topics, from the quirks of daily life to the absurdities of the world, always with a humorous twist. When she’s not busy writing jokes, Rosa enjoys exploring the beauty of Florida, constantly seeking new inspirations for her next funny masterpiece.
