Welcome, welcome! Before we dive into these knock-knock jokes, let’s set the mood. Imagine this: you’re hosting a comedy club in your living room, and I’m the headliner—armed with puns so sharp they cut through awkward silences. Buckle up, because we’re about to knock on the door of hilarity… and nobody’s leaving until they laugh!
Great Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, YOU’RE a poo! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good, Hawaii you? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I hear your jokes! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls.
Owls who?
Yes, they do! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, silly, cows say “moo!” - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
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Great Clean Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anya.
Anya who?
Anya business! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to laugh! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a very clean joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Gopher it—you’ll love this joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hear another joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you laughing already! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter not forget this one!
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Great Funny Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a burger, I’m hungry! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t like your jokes either! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me, I’m ahead of you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like another joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome again! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
That’s right! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Homer.
Homer who?
Homer you ready for another? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson TV tonight? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O!
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Great Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split—I’m outta here! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo-boo.
Boo-boo who?
You sound like a ghost! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good joke when you hear one? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy you hear me laughing? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I’m here? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Berry.
Berry who?
Berry nice to meet you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, I forgot the punchline! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Thanks for asking! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice to meet you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone, I’m tired!
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Great Knock Knock Jokes 4 Chan
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Troll.
Troll who?
Troll the dice—it’s your turn! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pepe.
Pepe who?
Pepe you’ll stop laughing soon! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Meme.
Meme who?
Meme myself, and I! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hacker.
Hacker who?
Hacker up, we’re breaking in! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doom.
Doom who?
Doom it or lose it! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anon.
Anon who?
Anon the best joke of the day! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Byte.
Byte who?
Byte your tongue, it’s funny! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ping.
Ping who?
Ping me later with a better one! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
GIF.
GIF who?
GIF me a second to stop laughing! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Error.
Error who?
Error 404: Joke not found.
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Great Knock Knock Jokes on Pr
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Printer.
Printer who?
Printer out of ink—you’ll have to write it down! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Problem.
Problem who?
Problem solved—here’s your laugh! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Propeller.
Propeller who?
Propeller you’ll enjoy this one! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Prickly.
Prickly who?
Prickly answer before I leave! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Praise.
Praise who?
Praise the joke—it’s funny! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pronto.
Pronto who?
Pronto a good punchline! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Prime.
Prime who?
Prime example of a great joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Privacy.
Privacy who?
Privacy no one behind me! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Prince.
Prince who?
Prince of laughter, here I am! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Prism.
Prism who?
Prism open the door!
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Great New Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noodle.
Noodle who?
Noodle you be laughing already? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Knight.
Knight who?
Knight to meet you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Newt.
Newt who?
Newt’s the time to laugh! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Novel.
Novel who?
Novel guess who’s at the door? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Neptune.
Neptune who?
Neptune you into laughter yet? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nickel.
Nickel who?
Nickel you open the door already? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?
Nobody knows a better joke than me! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ninja.
Ninja who?
Ninja business—I’m stealthy! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho business, just let me in! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nifty.
Nifty who?
Nifty jokes are the best!
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The Great Wall of China Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wall.
Wall who?
Wall you let me in already? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
China.
China who?
China make you laugh! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon who?
Dragon this joke too long? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Brick.
Brick who?
Brick you miss me? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Emperor.
Emperor who?
Emperor you enjoying this joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
History.
History who?
History repeats itself—laugh again! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dynasty.
Dynasty who?
Dynasty your doorbell doesn’t work? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bamboo.
Bamboo who?
Bamboo-st your mood yet? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Travel.
Travel who?
Travel all the way to China for this? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gate.
Gate who?
Gate the wall some rest—it’s tired!
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Great Food-Themed Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, we’re starving out here! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Pizza me, you’ll love this one! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter be a good joke coming! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sushi.
Sushi who?
Sushi you later if you don’t laugh! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Taco.
Taco who?
Taco ‘bout a funny joke!
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Great Animal-Themed Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the bags—we’re going on a trip! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Koala.
Koala who?
Koala me when you get a better joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl be seeing you soon! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zebra.
Zebra who?
Zebra your coat—it’s chilly outside! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Paws.
Paws who?
Paws the joke, I’m laughing too hard!
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Great Holiday-Themed Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jingle.
Jingle who?
Jingle all the way to a great laugh! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Boo it’s Halloween—don’t be scared! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turkey.
Turkey who?
Turkey time—it’s Thanksgiving! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa the wrong address—whoops! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf yourself—you’re laughing too much!
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Great Tech-Themed Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Byte.
Byte who?
Byte off more than you can chew! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cache.
Cache who?
Cache me if you can! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
WiFi.
WiFi who?
WiFi aren’t you laughing? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pixel.
Pixel who?
Pixel a better joke next time! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Download.
Download who?
Download me some patience for this!
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Great Movie-Themed Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke who’s back with another joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elsa.
Elsa who?
Elsa you at the theater! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woody.
Woody who?
Woody you like another joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bond.
Bond who?
Bond of laughter keeps us together! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spidey.
Spidey who?
Spidey sense tells me this is funny!
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Happy Ending
And there you have it, folks! We’ve traveled through food, animals, holidays, tech, and even the movies—all without leaving your seat. If these jokes didn’t knock you off your feet, they at least knocked politely on your funny bone. So, next time someone asks, ‘Who’s there?’ you’ll know exactly how to bring the laughs. Thanks for joining the comedy caravan, and remember: a day without laughter is a door left unanswered. Knock, knock again soon!
Meet Rosa Sidqai, a freelance writer from Florida with a talent for comedy writing that brings joy and laughter to her readers. With years of experience in crafting humor content, Rosa effortlessly turns everyday moments into hilarious stories that keep readers entertained and coming back for more. She covers a wide range of topics, from the quirks of daily life to the absurdities of the world, always with a humorous twist. When she’s not busy writing jokes, Rosa enjoys exploring the beauty of Florida, constantly seeking new inspirations for her next funny masterpiece.
