Dad Jokes 2024: Get Ready to Laugh and Groan Simultaneously!

You will laugh, you will groan, and if you are not careful, you might even accidentally adopt the “dad joke” gene. Remember, I’m not responsible for any groans heard from your family members or colleagues. 

Ready to laugh Italian-style? We’ve got jokes so good even your Nonna won’t be able to keep a straight face! Spill the espresso here.

Let’s dive in and get pun-derway!

Best Dad Jokes 2024: The Absolute Best (Or Worst) That You’ll Love Anyway

1. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
   In case he got a hole in one!
2. What do you call a belt made out of watches?
   A waist of time!
3. Why can’t you trust stairs?
   Because they’re always up to something!
4. I used to hate facial hair…
   But then it grew on me!
5. What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
   Nobody knows!
6. Why did the bicycle fall over?
   Because it was two tired!
7. Want to hear a joke about paper?
   Never mind, it’s tearable!

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Funny Dad Jokes 2024: So Funny You Might Actually Laugh

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
   Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
   I don’t know Y.
3. Why did the gym close down?
   It just didn’t work out!
4. Why do bananas never get lonely?
   Because they hang out in bunches!
5. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
   The living room!
6. Why did the tomato turn red?
   Because it saw the salad dressing!
7. How does a penguin build its house?
   Igloos it together!

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Bad Dad Jokes 2024: So Bad They’re Almost Good

1. What did the ocean say to the beach?
   Nothing, it just waved!
2. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes…
   She gave me a hug.
3. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
   Because it felt crumby!
4. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
   An abdominal snowman!
5. Why was the math book sad?
   It had too many problems.
6. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
   A carrot!
7. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
   They don’t have the guts!

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Dad Jokes 2024 for Kids: Jokes So Good, Even Grown-Ups Will Giggle

1. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
   Because he wanted to go to high school!
2. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
   A gummy bear!
3. What did one plate say to the other plate?
   Lunch is on me!
4. Why was the computer cold?
   Because it left its Windows open!
5. How do you catch a squirrel?
   Climb a tree and act like a nut!
6. Why did the music teacher get locked out of her classroom?
   Because she left her keys on the piano!
7. What kind of key opens a banana?
   A monkey!

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Dad Jokes 2024 One-Liners: Short and Sweet (Like a Dad Joke Should Be)

1. I’m on a seafood diet.
   I see food, and I eat it.
2. Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
   Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
   They say he made a mint.
4. Why do melons have weddings?
   Because they cantaloupe!
5. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
   Now I’m just loafing around.
6. I tried to catch fog yesterday…
   Mist.
7. Why do vampires always seem sick?
   They’re always coffin.

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Dark Humor Dad Jokes 2024: Only for the Bravest of Groaners

1. My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo…
   So I had to put my foot down.
2. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
   So far, it’s working out!
3. I have a stepladder because my real ladder left me.
   We have issues.
4. Why don’t skeletons use social media?
   Because they have no body to talk to.
5. I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant…
   But then I changed my mind.
6. Want to hear something dark?
   My sense of humor.
7. Why did the ghost go to therapy?
   To work through its boo-motions.

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New Dad Jokes 2024: Fresh Laughs for a New Year

1. Why did the scientist break up with the periodic table?
   There was no chemistry.
2. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
   Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
3. Why did the frog sit on the mushroom?
   Because he didn’t have a toadstool!
4. Why do ducks have feathers?
   To cover their butt quacks!
5. What do you call a magic dog?
   A labracadabrador!
6. Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
   Because they’re shellfish.
7. What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
   Bison!

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Funniest Dad Jokes 2024: Laughter Therapy You Didn’t Know You Needed

1. What’s brown and sticky?
   A stick!
2. Why did the math teacher go to school with a ladder?
   Because she wanted to reach new heights!
3. How do you organize a space party?
   You planet!
4. Why was the broom late to the meeting?
   It swept in last minute!
5. Why did the duck get a new phone?
   Because it kept dropping its quacks.
6. What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
   Look, Grandpa, no hands!
7. I don’t trust those trees…
   They’re shady.

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