Knock, knock! Who’s there? A world of giggles and endless fun, waiting just for you! Open the door to jokes that will tickle your funny bone and brighten your day!
Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says who? No silly, cow says MOO!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive who? Olive you, and I miss you too!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water who? Water you waiting for? Open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry who? Harry up and answer the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to know!
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Who’s there?
A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch who? Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank who? You’re welcome!
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Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie who? Annie body home?
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Who’s there?
Cereal who? Cereal-ously, open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut who? Doughnut forget to open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil who? Never mind, it’s pointless.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl who? Owl be seeing you later!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t open this door!
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Who’s there?
Needle who? Needle little help opening this door!
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Who’s there?
Nacho who? Nacho cheese!
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Who’s there?
Boo boo who? You don’t need to cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke who? Luke through the peephole and see!
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Best Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch who? Bless you!
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Who’s there?
Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe who? No, YOU’RE a poo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache who? I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police who? Police open the door!
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Who’s there?
Butter who? Butter open the door before I melt!
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Who’s there?
Snow who? Snow way I’m telling you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry who? Harry up, I’m cold!
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Good Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t open this door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah who? Noah good joke when you hear one?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive who? Olive you, and I miss you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows who? No, silly, cows go “moo” not “who”!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie who? Annie thing you can do, I can do better!
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Who’s there?
Water who? Water you waiting for? Open up!
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Christmas Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow who? Snow body loves Christmas like I do!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Santa who? Santa Claus-trophobic! Let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Holly who? Holly days are here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elf who? Elf me decorate the tree!
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Who’s there?
Mary who? Mary Christmas and Happy New Year!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reindeer who? Reindeer, snow sleigh for Christmas!
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Who’s there?
Snowman who? Snowman is as cool as Christmas!
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Who’s there?
Chimney who? Chimney you’re excited for Santa?
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Who’s there?
Jingle who? Jingle all the way!
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Who’s there?
Carol who? Carol lot about Christmas fun!
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Halloween Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just Halloween!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witch who? Witch one of you is going trick-or-treating?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ghost who? Ghost to the door and open it!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pumpkin who? Pumpkin spice up your Halloween!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bat who? Bat-ter open up, it’s spooky out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zombie who? Zombie a good friend and let me in!
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Who’s there?
Dracula who? Dracula your candy over here!
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Who’s there?
Spider who? Spider your fears, I’m just joking!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Skeleton who? Skeleton keys don’t work on this door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Trick who? Trick or treat!
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Dad Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dad who? Dad joke alert!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes who? Dishes your dad telling a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yo who? Yo dad’s the best jokester!
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Who’s there?
Dad again who? Dad again with another corny joke!
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Who’s there?
Bean who? Bean waiting for dad’s joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache who? I mustache you, dad, why so many jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joke who? Joke’s on you, I’m your dad!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut who? Doughnut tell dad to stop joking!
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Who’s there?
Cheese who? Cheese your dad’s favorite joke teller!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dad who? Dad gum, these jokes are funny!
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Easter Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bunny who? Bunny of your business!
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Who’s there?
Egg who? Egg-cited to see you this Easter!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chick who? Chick out these Easter eggs!
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Who’s there?
Basket who? Basket full of Easter goodies for you!
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Who’s there?
Jelly who? Jelly beans are my favorite Easter treat!
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Who’s there?
Hop who? Hop to it and answer the door!
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Who’s there?
Hatch who? Hatch you a happy Easter!
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Who’s there?
Peep who? Peep out the window and see the Easter Bunny!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Carrot who? Carrot all about finding eggs!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shell who? Shell I give you an Easter egg?
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Clever Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell who? W-H-O!
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Who’s there?
Leaf who? Leaf me alone, I’m busy!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch who? Hatch you glad to see me?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow who? Snow use waiting, just open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dew who? Dew you want to build a snowman?
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Who’s there?
Dough who? Dough-nut forget me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe who? No, YOU’RE a poo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive who? Olive you and miss you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nanna who? Nanna your business!
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Corny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter who? Butter open the door quick!
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Who’s there?
Ketchup who? Ketchup with me later!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal who? Cereal-ously, open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nacho who? Nacho cheese!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank who? You’re welcome!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water who? Water you waiting for? Open up!
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Animal Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cat who? Cat you believe it’s me?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dog who? Dog-gone it, let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fish who? Fish you a happy day!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sheep who? Sheep your voice down, I’m trying to sleep!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion who? Lion around, just open the door!
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Who’s there?
Duck who? Duck and let me in!
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Who’s there?
Bear who? Bear with me, it’s a joke!
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Who’s there?
Turtle who? Turtle-y awesome to see you!
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Who’s there?
Owl who? Owl be your best friend!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Moose who? Moose you every day!
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Disney Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olaf who? Olaf you forever, even in summer!
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Who’s there?
Mickey who? Mickey a sandwich, I’m hungry!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goofy who? Goofy up and open the door!
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Who’s there?
Belle who? Belle rings when you answer the door!
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Who’s there?
Woody who? Woody you like to open the door?
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Who’s there?
Elsa who? Elsa you later, I’m leaving!
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Who’s there?
Minnie who? Minnie people love Disney jokes!
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Who’s there?
Buzz who? Buzz off, I’m trying to nap!
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Who’s there?
Ariel who? Ariel you going to open the door?
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Who’s there?
Simba who? Simba reason to love Disney!
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April Fools Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
- April who? April Fools, I tricked you!
- Joke who? Joke’s on you, it’s April Fools’ Day!
- Gotcha who? Gotcha with an April Fools’ joke!
- Prank who? Prank you very much for falling for it!
- Fool who? Fool me once, shame on me; fool me twice, it’s April Fools’ Day!
- Nobody who? Nobody—April Fools, I’m right here!
- Orange who? Orange you glad it’s April Fools’ Day?
- Broken clock who? Broken clock gotcha—it’s still April Fools’!
- Trickster who? Trickster’s on you, Happy April Fools!
- Surprise who? Surprise! April Fools!
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Knock Knock Football Jokes for Kids
- Goal who? Goal get the ball and let me in!
- Coach who? Coach me if you can!
- Punt who? Punt me in the right direction!
- Pass who? Pass the door and open it!
- Kick who? Kick it open, I’m waiting!
- Field who? Field so good to see you!
- Ball who? Ball me up some popcorn, please!
- Goalpost who? Goalpost your letters to Santa soon!
- Helmet who? Helmet me carry the ball!
- Team who? Team up and answer the door!
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Knock Knock Jokes for Kids 6 Years Old
- Banana who? Banana split, I’m outta here!
- Bear who? Bear with me, I’m thinking of a joke!
- Chicken who? Chicken out your door, it’s me!
- Cup who? Cup your hands and listen!
- Apple who? Apple-y ever after!
- Frog who? Frog-gotten your name already!
- Duck who? Duck and cover, I’m coming in!
- Ice who? Ice to meet you!
- Goat who? Goat to open the door!
- Lemon who? Lemon me tell you a secret!
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Knock Knock Jokes with Answers for Kids
- Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
- Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold outside!
- Olive who? Olive you so much!
- Tank who? You’re welcome!
- Atch who? Bless you!
- Cow says who? Cow says MOO!
- Harry who? Harry up and open the door!
- Water who? Water you waiting for?
- Owl who? Owl be seeing you later!
- Broken pencil who? Never mind, it’s pointless!
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Happy Ending
That’s all, folks! Hope these knock-knock jokes brought smiles, laughter, and maybe a few groans! Remember, the best doors are the ones that open to happiness—and a good joke or two. Until next time, keep laughing and keep knocking!
Meet Rosa Sidqai, a freelance writer from Florida with a talent for comedy writing that brings joy and laughter to her readers. With years of experience in crafting humor content, Rosa effortlessly turns everyday moments into hilarious stories that keep readers entertained and coming back for more. She covers a wide range of topics, from the quirks of daily life to the absurdities of the world, always with a humorous twist. When she’s not busy writing jokes, Rosa enjoys exploring the beauty of Florida, constantly seeking new inspirations for her next funny masterpiece.
